Today is H.L. Mencken’s birthday.Here are some great Mencken quotes. They are as relevant today as when he wrote them, decades ago :1. Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.2. A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.3. A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.4. Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.5. Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses.6. Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.7. Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.8. Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.9. If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.10. The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed and hence clamorous to be led to safety by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.